
Everyone in Colorado is starting to drag their boats out of storage, look around for their paddles, and just generally get ready for the water to show up. Well, I've been paddling for like two months now, suckers! I figured this would be a good time to dump a bunch of awesome photos of myself and others from around the state. However, I have trouble coloring inside the lines, so there are a handful from Wyoming and New Mexico also.
To start off, here's a quick summary of the adventure that Xavier Engle and I had in New Mexico and Durango.

We arrived in the general Embudo area sort of late at night and couldn't find the paddlers that we were going to meet up with. The existing plan was to meet for breakfast at the Pilar Yacht Club (a classy breakfast joint nearby), but we had managed to score nicer accommodations, and wanted to just meet at takeout. We left this humorous note at the Yacht Club.

Xavier leaving the note at the door of the Yacht Club

It worked like a charm.
We all met up at Atom Crawford's house and ran into Chris Baer, who had been on some kind of paddling bender, camping out in Atom's lawn and running the Embudo every day. We had a great run, but didn't take all that many photos. Here were a couple of my favorites.

Here I am with a huge monkey boof at the top of Cheesegrater. It's not the largest boof in the world, but it feels awesome. Photo by Will.

This is Xavier just below there. Photo by Will.

This is Xavier in the final move of Slots of Fun. I missed the eddy above this section and ended up leading Will through it. We were both backwards at the top. It was very embarrassing.

The crew chillin at takeout.
Xavier managed to convince Will and David to follow us to Durango that night to hit up Pandora's Box the next day. Pandora's Box was a pretty fun run, although I always hate sketchy access, and the Box is pretty sketch. If you manage to sneak past the gun toting landowner, you've still got to pseudo-rappel down to putin. However, having some local guides made the covert ops section of the run go totally smoothly.

At Swollen Member, I climbed out to take photos, and just as the last person peeled out to the next eddy right around the corner, I realized that I had no plan for getting back in my boat. It wasn't too big of a deal, but I spent quite a while scampering around on the ledges trying to find a spot flat enough to balance my boat. Once I was finally back in the water, I didn't want to slow down the group again, so I didn't take many photos.

So in consolation, here's a photo of me getting the BROWN... brownie. Laying some real treats. A real sweet BROWNie. I'm sure that there are hundreds more puns waiting to be pulled out of this one.
Then a week or two went by where I did lots of homework and graded lots of other people's homework. But eventually I was able to escape to:

And by "a week or two went by" I actually meant "two days later". Life is good.
Boxelder creek is a Wyoming run near Casper. It is quickly becoming more popular, despite a slightly tenuous access situation (although it's nowhere near as bad as Pandora's Box. There's a bridge at putin, it's just a slightly tense vibe with the locals.) Nathan Werner, Xavier and I decided that the best way to describe Boxelder was that it was like a photo with the saturation turned way up. The drops weren't all that huge, but they were a little more vivid than in real life. The scenery was a little too stark to be realistic, and the hike out was just flat out fake.

Here's Xavier on the signature drop: Loaf. This one isn't run all that often, but professor X found that he had no choice but to rock it out. This is exactly the line that we discussed; Xavier is going deep to sneak past the humongous hole. The main reason that I like this photo is because it is so similar to this other photo from the Embudo:

After watching Xavier totally style the drop (although he mentioned that he tagged a rock somewhere down there with his helmet) I decided to give it a go. I was feeling nervous, but felt like we had a good safety setup, and I felt like I had a good chance of battling my way out of the hole, after watching the currents for a while.

Photo by Xavier Engle.
It's hard to tell from this angle, but there is a dome of water just above the last curtain with two arms folding in from either side. Xavier came off a tiny bit right of center, and folded himself into the bear hug move, with both currents grabbing him and pulling him deep. I aimed for the same move, but was a little farther right beforehand, then a little farther left at the dome, then back on the right after the dome. As I went off the drop, I could feel that I wasn't quite on line, so I tucked as hard as I could in hopes of going deep anyway. What happened instead is that my tuck pulled my bow up a little, and I executed a pretty acceptable boof, carried enough speed to escape the curtain, and paddled straight out of the hole on the right side of the river. I didn't even flip. And I love the photo.
After Loaf, there was one last boof, which is about twice as tall as it looks (honest!).

And I should really stop including this sort of stuff, but I thought this photo of me loving the rock in the landing was hilarious. Both photos by Nathan Werner.
Then came the moment we had been dreading since the night before: the hike out. As Kyle McKutchen put it: "it's a great run, except the takeout is higher elevation than the putin". It's true. Once you reach the parking area at the top of the takeout hike, it is a downhill bike ride all the way back to the putin. Xavier is some sort of madman, because he immediately took off up the slope at a fast jog. Nathan and I moved at a slow crawl.

Loaf is barely visible in the background as Nathan reaches the final pitch of the climb.

After the hike, Nathan was too tired to even drink whiskey.

Xavier didn't seem to have done the hike at all, but he had already run shuttle and changed his clothes by the time Nathan and I got to the car.
Since Boxelder, Natalie and I have been paddling whatever we could. The rest of the photos were from a weekend after a big rainstorm, where the South Saint Vrain and Eldorado came in briefly. We were joined by Conor Flynn, fresh back from Japan, Xavier, and even Dan Glauser the local Rep.


Conor Flynn in the SSV Narrows. Photo by Natalie.

Damn, I look pretty good. Photo by Daniel Glauser.

Everyone loved the warmup boof in Eldo.

Sorry everyone that I have not credited for photos. Most of this last batch were taken by Natalie, me, and Xavier. Also, that last shot is one from the Poudre Narrows, that I snuck in there on the sly. It's the left line on Lower Narrows, which doesn't get run all that often.

This awesome shot of Natalie was taken by Xavier. I told him to change to the wider angle lens, and he refused, but I think it ended up better this way.

And, in closing, here's a graph from some of my students, displaying my awesome factor.