The main point of this article is to warn people that Poland creek is NOT a one day run.
Taking a break from the drive.
It was a big shock to my system to go from paddling every day on the Nile Special to Icy Drytown USA (a.k.a. Fort Collins Colorado). However, winter break was over, and Natalie and I were needed back at school. However, the first weekend after I got back, there was a rare paddling opportunity. Arizona was pounded by a huge flood. I managed to convince my friend Nathan Werner to make the 14 hour drive through the night to try to meet up with Evan Stafford and Kyle McCutchen (legendary guidebook authors) to hit Christopher Creek.
Now, you might be saying to yourself, "wait a second, the title of this post has nothing to do with Christopher creek. Did Leif have some sort of double-epic weekend adventure?" Well, the answer is yes! (with exclamation point) but it turned out not to involve Christopher creek in the slightest. When we made it to the putin (an hour before sunrise), there was at least a foot of nice fluffy powder on the ground, making scouting almost impossible. So instead, Evan and Kyle pointed us toward some random creek at lower elevation. Nathan and I had never heard of it. Its name was POLAND. A name which is now seared into my memory permanently.
Christopher creek putin. Audio report indicates perfect flow.
A couple years back, Cody Howard and his Huge Hucking pals made the first descent. Their trip report is here: Poland creek 1st d, but of course, we had no internet access in Nathan's car, so we didn't know anything more than some vague rumor that the first descent had been overnighted out there. Well, we thought to ourselves, we'll just hurry through. Knowing that it's a full on run should be enough. Besides, looking at the map, it was only about 4 miles. Oh, we were such foolish, sleep deprived paddlers.
"Poland creek, huh?" Nathan consults the map.
It turned out that Evan and Kyle had a bunch of other Colorado paddlers in on this crazy scheme, so while we were searching for takeout, our group doubled in size. After more than our fair share of shuttle shennanigans, we found ourselves back above snowline, at the trailhead to the putin. Our early start had somehow melted into early afternoon, we were all cold and tired from lack of sleep, and to top it all off, Nathan and I had no overnight gear. (And it was January. I mentioned the snow, right?) After some debate, it was decided that to try to put on for this run would be a pretty bad idea. After a little more debate, a small subgroup decided that they were going to do it anyway. This small subgroup was composed of 7 out of the 9 paddlers. Nathan and one of the other Colorado paddlers we didn't know had seen the light of reason, but the rest of us were committed to the run.
"So it's probably that drainage over there... probably."
We booked it down to the creek, and were rewarded by some pretty good paddling. It was especially rewarding knowing that most of the time, this was probably almost a dry creekbed. For all I know, it might only run once every 5 years. There were a lot of nice technical drops, and the signature 30 footer; the Big Dipper. We paddled as fast as was safe with a 7 person crew, but soon the sun had disappeared behind the canyon walls.


Photo by ES.
Big Dipper. Photo by Evan Stafford.
It was at this point that the bad decisions got worse. We were stalled out on a relatively easy portage. Tired, hungry, and cold, pondering a night under the stars in wet kayak gear, I somehow got the idea into my head that the takeout was right around the corner. It was clear that the canyon was widening out, and we had already covered a lot of distance. I decided that I wanted to try to paddle farther. Whether or not anyone wanted to go with me. Sure enough, the rest of the group recognized this as madness, and made the call that they were setting up camp. I dragged my boat down to the flatwater below the portage and started paddling. "If you don't make it, just hike back to the campfire," called Evan as I put on my skirt.
Well, as luck would have it, the action did not let up right around the corner. If anything, it got more intense. There were three noteworthy drops in the next half mile. One I ran, the others I portaged. On the third portage, I looked downstream and could just barely make out the fact that the takeout was nowhere within the next few miles. I had a little trouble telling for sure, because night had finally fallen.
Cursing my stupidity, I had a rough hike through the dark and cold back to the rest of the group. When I finally climbed and stumbled my way back to the fire, it was almost the best feeling ever. It would have felt better if there had been dry clothes involved, but fire was pretty awesome by itself. I begged some food and water off the more prepared members of the group, and hunkered down to one of the coldest nights of my life.
Our campsite, at dawn. Photo by Evan Stafford.
The ground was cold and there were a lot of rocks, so I spent a lot of time sitting near the fire. About halfway through the night I had this awesome idea. I decided to collect more wood, and build a little bed out of sticks. That way it would be flat, and I wouldn't touch the cold cold ground. It worked pretty well, and I was sort of able to get a little bit of sleep, but in the hours right before dawn, Kyle woke up, shivering, and started making stronger and stronger hints about the scarcity of firewood. Eventually, once I could tell that dawn was on its way, I gave in, and we burned my bed. Kyle immediately went back to sleep with a smile on his face. I tiptoed off and put a rock in his boat.
Shortly after the bed-burning incident. Kyle McCutchen photo.
Myself, cheerful and good looking, ready for day 2 to start.
Once the sun finally rose and the group crawled out of their sleeping bags, we got back on the water. (Well, I hiked the half mile or so back down to my boat first, but you get the idea.) It turned out that there was another full day of paddling left. We kept saying things like "looks like it's widening out. Probably just flatwater from here to takeout." Over and over again. At least once a mile. We reached takeout at 5:00 that evening.
One of the notable rapids just below camp.

Photos by Evan Stafford and Kyle McCutchen
Oops. The river turns left here. Photo by Evan Stafford.
All of a sudden everyone's smiling. Takeout.
Nathan was waiting there at takeout, a little peeved at the outcome of the weekend. He had driven through the night, not paddled, then spent two days thinking about how he wasn't paddling (and wondering whether everyone was okay), and now he knew that since I was so tired, he was probably going to be the one doing most of the driving as we drove through the night AGAIN to get back to work and school before the next morning. He was completely right. I drove when I could, but I spent most of the time stinking and snoring in the passenger seat.
Right back where we started, except without 3 nights worth of sleep. Photo by Natalie Kramer.
All in all, it was another great weekend. For a more detailed account (meaning, more photos) check out MY BLOG, and for a different viewpoint (one that's not quite so flattering about the bad decisions that I made) check out Evan Stafford's Blog writeup: Part 1 and Part 2. I want to thank Evan, Kyle and everyone else for feeding me and taking care of me that night, and I want to thank Evan a second time for all the photos that he took.